Jack in the Box Sauced & Loaded Fries TV Spot, 'This Close'

In a late-night Deal Talk, Jack Box recommends that people staying up late playing video games should try his restaurant's $3 Sauced & Loaded Curly Fries, featuring either chili or cheese and bacon. A giant robot alien soldier from the Zarkanian army informs the mascot that he was, like, THIS close to destroying Earth when he heard about the fries, which convinced him to mercifully spare us all. No need to think about how he was going to boil the oceans, set the atmosphere on fire or any of the other dark things he was going to do.